Me:ah, yes. Home alone. I can do whatever I want!
Me:*turns TV up a couple notches*
Me:*watches YouTube videos without headphones*
Me:getting crazy up in here
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thecutestofthecute:

German Shepherds and their floppy ears. There is nothing I do not like about this.

(via probablyadirtyjoke)

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thelastofvs:

ikilledcaptainclown:

faggotxvx:

cornerof5thandvermouth:

sergeantjerkbarnes:

can we please discuss what the fuck is wrong with pennsylvania

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and finally

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im sad that unicorn, burnt cabins, drain lick and panic arent on the list

how do I live here

omg

I thought this was a joke post but I googled several of them and no. No, there are literal towns in the us named hot and ready and virginville.

If I marry I must vacation in shartlesville. I must have that story.

(via probablyadirtyjoke)

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iswearimnotnaked:

im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass

(via probablyadirtyjoke)

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Me:Who's a good boy?
Dog:???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Me:YOU'RE A GOOD BOY!
Dog:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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haus-of-ill-repute:

Cats come in both liquid and solid form.

haus-of-ill-repute:

Cats come in both liquid and solid form.

(via lulz-time)

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notquiteshakespeare:

truelladeville:

theblogchoseme:

truelladeville:

I wanna see pictures of your lowest moment from 2013 go

I was in a Toy Story play.

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And I loved it.

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You’re an inspiration to us all

please explain how this was your lowest point

(via probablyadirtyjoke)

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